Sorry I haven't blogged lately. In all honesty, I just haven't played much lately due to legal issues up the ass.
But... I do have to show you something absolutely sick...
These hand histories are not altered in anyway.
Hand #47422571-1031 at Ola (No Limit Hold'em)Started at 11/Nov/07 23:34:37
handbanana21 is at seat 0 with $58.15. party5100 is at seat 1 with $49.75. Tripset 30 is at seat 2 with $47.25. sambra80 is at seat 3 with $54.90. Booger888 is at seat 4 with $30.80. RubbaBandMan9 is at seat 5 with $58.30. The button is at seat 3. Booger888 posts the small blind of $.25. RubbaBandMan9 posts the big blind of $.50.
handbanana21: -- -- party5100: -- -- Tripset 30: 4d 3d sambra80: -- -- Booger888: -- -- RubbaBandMan9: -- --
Pre-flop: handbanana21 raises to $1.75. party5100 folds. Tripset 30 folds. sambra80 folds. Booger888 calls. RubbaBandMan9 calls.
Flop (board: Ks Ac 5d): Booger888 checks. RubbaBandMan9 checks. handbanana21 checks.
Turn (board: Ks Ac 5d Ad): Booger888 checks. RubbaBandMan9 checks. handbanana21 checks.
River (board: Ks Ac 5d Ad Ah): Booger888 checks. RubbaBandMan9 checks. handbanana21 checks.
Showdown: Booger888 shows As Qh. Booger888 has As Ks Ac Ad Ah: four aces. RubbaBandMan9 mucks cards. (RubbaBandMan9 has 9s 8h.) handbanana21 mucks cards. (handbanana21 has Td Ts.)
Hand #47422571-1031 Summary: $.25 is raked from a pot of $5.25. $.50 jackpot contribution is raked. Booger888 wins $4.50 with four aces.
Hand #47422571-1032 at Ola (No Limit Hold'em)Started at 11/Nov/07 23:35:25
handbanana21 is at seat 0 with $56.40. Tripset 30 is at seat 2 with $47.25. sambra80 is at seat 3 with $54.90. Booger888 is at seat 4 with $33.55. RubbaBandMan9 is at seat 5 with $56.55. The button is at seat 4. RubbaBandMan9 posts the small blind of $.25. handbanana21 posts the big blind of $.50.
handbanana21: -- -- Tripset 30: 2s Ac sambra80: -- -- Booger888: -- -- RubbaBandMan9: -- --
Pre-flop: Tripset 30 raises to $1.50. sambra80 folds. Booger888 calls. RubbaBandMan9 calls. handbanana21 folds.
Flop (board: Th Td Jc): RubbaBandMan9 checks. Tripset 30 bets $2.50. Booger888 calls. RubbaBandMan9 folds.
Turn (board: Th Td Jc Tc): Tripset 30 checks. Booger888 checks.
River (board: Th Td Jc Tc Kh): Tripset 30 checks. Booger888 bets $5. Tripset 30 folds. Booger888 is returned $5 (uncalled).
Booger888 opts to show Qc Ts. Booger888 has Ts Th Td Tc Kh: four tens.
Hand #47422571-1032 Summary: $.50 is raked from a pot of $10. $.50 jackpot contribution is raked. Booger888 wins $9.
Not a misprint: Booger888 had quads twice in less than one minute. That is probably the most insane thing I've seen at a poker table, live or online.
Close second is when, merely a half an hour before that, I got knocked out of a tourney where I put a dude all-in for almost the rest of my chips with Qs on a board of 10-9-6 (two spades but hardly the point) and I get called by A-2 off. Yes, I lost this hand.
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3 comments:
Hey I got a sick one for u...How about that time you had quad aces and u asked me,"Do you have that last ace." haha
Ryan
I don't have a damn thing to share about poker. Not a damn thing. Don't play it. But got your message on my blog. I'm not sure if I like the idea of casting Martha Stewart as me. I know we're both white and all, but ...
I was thinking more along the lines of that fat chick who was on Nickelodeon's "All That" back in the mid '90s. She was also the large cheerleader in Dodgeball. You know who I'm talking about? That would be perfect casting.
But yeah, let's get hopping on this NBA blog, man.
Up $180 tonight!! Listen...I played some of the best poker I've ever played before plus I was a little fucked up and I think that worked to my advantage. I had reads on every person at the table and I was right on just about every hand. I just stopped second guessing myself and played and crushed it and only bluffing once. I was only a dog one hand and that was when I had pocket Kings and Steve had pocket twos and he flopped a set and I went all in on the turn and rivered the King. He felt sick, but I was mad he called my pre-flop raise in the first place cuz it was the first one I made all night and it was like an hour into playing. He was the only one who didn't notice so I guess he deserved it a little bit. Anyways I felt like sharing my get playing with you and you need to come out and play some live poker bitch!!
Ryan
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